You know him as the brains behind Angels And Airwaves, I know him as semi-gay, lanky, ex-truck driver, who used to sing songs about masturbating. He has seen me naked many, oh so many times. My wiener has told him good night (you can read all about it in the book, someday), and I’ve done some of the most disgusting things to myself in front of him—weird. Anyway, Tom is my friend, so I really don’t care what you say about him, seriously, say whatever you want, everybody’s already said everything about him and he really doesn’t care, even when you say he’s gay and has sexual relations with dogs (he’s said that about himself). Here is an interview that is short, lame, and not rally pertaining to anything. But it’s always fun to hear what comments he has for me today.
Cotescube: What do you think of the massive emo fallout that’s going in Mexico—As in, heavy metal kids bashing emo kids just for being emo?
Thomas Delonge: Metal kids were always pissed at people who could read, and who looked good in fitted clothes
Why “Mod Life” when you “My Space”?
Why “Myspace” when you “Don’t Wipe”?
When was the last time you talked to Mark Hoppus? What did you talk about?
Three years ago—Kissing, loving, band breaking up.
Are you happy you’ve stopped wearing those terrible big, baggy, khaki Dickies mega shorts, and have started wearing adult pants?
Have you ever started a trend? Oh, well you wouldn’t understand.
How much nudity, if any, goes on while touring with Angels And Airwaves?
37.8% of all bus rides end up in nudity.
Do you miss seeing pre-pubescent tits in the crowd?
Maybe, is this a trick question about your sister?
I know you are very political, so tell me this, who will be the next president?
Obama for your Mamma.
What’s Bono’s real name?
Paul Hewson.
What should I name my first child?
Paul Hewson.
Do you miss me?
I do, quite often.
